This is the story all about how,
My ideology got flipped upside down,
Take a minute, listen to the rhythm,
I'll tell y'all about how I created Fascism.
In north-west Italia born and raised,
As a socialist is how I spent most of my days,
Editing 'Avanti', being a fool,
Reading some Nietzsche outside of school.
When a couple of socialists said I was up to no good,
They kicked me out, really didn't think they should,
I supported one little war and they got scared,
So I went out and started Fascism instead.
I waited for an opportunity to appear,
The 'March on Rome' was all too clear,
If anything I could say that this chance was rare,
But I thought nah, forget it,
The government's unfair.
I pulled up to the senate 'bout seven or eight,
I yelled to the Pope, yo homes smell ya later,
I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there,
Fascism in power, and it'll stay there I swear!
Mads Banfield, Joe Glynn, George Sariak